Sunday, June 30, 2013

From the Couch to the Finish Line: An Unlikely - but not Uncommon - Story of Exercise

About three years ago, it became very obvious to me that I was getting old....  
Climbing the stairs from the basement of our house wasn’t without more effort than it had been in previous years. Getting up from the Lazy Boy after sitting for an hour or two would cause bones to creak that never seemed to be a problem before. Standing for longer than a few minutes necessitated leaning up against a wall or whatever was handy (such as, if I was in a queue of a checkout line, a shopping cart).

At about this time, our middle child, Anton, suggested that I get back into running. Well, I knew that wasn’t happening. While I was able to do five miles (not fast) without much of a problem in my late twenties and, maybe, even into my early thirties, an attempt a few years earlier showed me that what I had once taken for granted – the ability to run 10-minute miles for 10k or more – was gone: I went out one day and managed to jog all of 40 or 50 yards; my legs felt heavy or like they had no strength, I’m not sure which, but, without a doubt, they weren’t capable of doing more than walking.

I’m not sure why, but I decided to start walking. I suppose I figured I could at least do that much and, maybe, it would help to forestall the day when I would be taking drugs for diabetes, high blood pressure, or whatever other disease old-age had in store for me. Well, I soon wondered if exercise was worse than being sedentary: a two-mile walk caused me a fair amount of pain, especially after sitting for a while. I knew, of course, that some exercise was better than none, but I figured this “walk and feel the pain bit” would be just the way it would be until I died or quit exercising, whichever came first.

Somewhere in the first couple of months of this, I decided it wasn’t worth the effort or I just got lazy or whatever. As luck would have it, the spouse and I were hanging out one day with Anton and he asked me how the exercise was going. I told him that I had decided not to mess with it anymore. I don’t remember exactly what he said in response, but, basically, I got a verbal smack-down for “falling off the wagon,” so to speak. Being berated by one’s child, especially when the child is right, is pretty tough to take – at least, it’s hard when you’ve got an ego like mine. So, that got me started again.

When I got up to five miles of trying to walk fairly fast – 15-minute miles or so – Anton thought I was ready to start running. I thought he was nuts, but decided it couldn’t hurt to run at Moon Lake - a former airport not far from our house which was converted a few years ago into soccer fields, complete with a walking path. Moon Lake was fairly secluded (so the fear of looking ridiculous was mitigated) and the old runway presented a nice flat stretch that I thought might be easy enough. On a visit to the house, Anton gave me a few “core conditioning” exercises – planks, bird dogs, crunches, and flutter kicks – which I could barely perform, but did them somewhat faithfully because he promised it would help.

I’m not sure how long I would have kept at this had the youngest child, Hanna, not decided to help out because my first attempts at running were unmitigated disasters: I would manage all of about 30 seconds or so of a jog before the lungs would give out (I'm sure that was karma catching up with me for decades of an “on again, off again” – mostly, “on” – habit of smoking). Hanna accompanied me on many of these early attempts and suggested that she would keep track of how long I ran and rested, charting how much longer the former became while, hopefully, the latter became shorter. In those early days, I remember her saying things like, “Way to go, Dad! You made it to 50 seconds that time.”

After I couple of months of this, we finally made it to a whole mile without stopping. I thought I had finally accomplished something, but knew that a mile wasn’t enough and looked for a course that I could do from the house.

I charted a two-mile route that started and ended at the our driveway. It took the rest of the summer to gradually lengthen each run until I was up to two miles, but, even then, the effort was considerable. I still remember how crossing an intersection (I mostly ran on sidewalks) would provide such a relief because of the “downhill” portion the crown of the road which was reached at each mid-point.

In those days, going out for a run was a bit of a scary thing (it’s still not without a bit of worry, but nothing like it was then). I would sit and meditate, sometimes for an hour, before venturing out. During these meditations, I would mentally map each leg of the route, coaching myself about how I would actually accomplish the deed.

Oddly enough, I noticed that, despite the strain of running, I started to feel better. I could actually stand for longer than ten minutes without needing to lean up against something and I could actually feel my breathing in ways that seemed reminiscent of my younger days.

We’re now about a month shy of the second anniversary of the “first mile” and I’m able to run as much as six miles without stopping. I’m almost to the point where I feel like going out on a run is something I can do with a fair amount of confidence; I’m (almost) completely without worry that I won’t be able to go out and return unscathed, without an injury or the indignity of being forced to walk marring the effort. Most incredible of all, I am continuing to feel better all the time. In my normal daily routine, I feel stronger, walk straighter, and, while the muscles are still stiff occasionally after sitting for a bit, coming up the basement stairs is a piece of cake.

Can feeling increasingly better continue indefinitely? I have to wonder. Yesterday, the kids and I ran a 10K in Eau Claire which, I think, was a milestone marking this running bit becoming an engrained part of what I do on a regular basis – a part of who I am as much as being sedentary was until just a few years ago.

I'm posting this anecdote because, while I know everyone else's story about attempting to make a life-change would be different from mine, I think there are two or three common elements (for example, having someone close provide the right amount of “tough love” or “encouragement bordering on doting” at just the right times to keep the whole thing from falling apart) that it could well be of benefit to others who are contemplating the same thing or are in those first few terrible months of making the attempt. Then, too, there are probably those who have “been there, done that,” but “fell off the wagon” and forgot what the whole experience had been like. Maybe my anecdote will jog a few memories (walking or running those memories would probably work as well) that will set the whole process in motion again.




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